Catholics Claiming Yule Logs As Theirs Is Bananland

So this came up on the rundown yesterday. Kfc was talking about how the office is very Christmasy with the lights, trees and Yule logs. Kinda rubbing it in my face that I wasn’t repping Hannukah hard enough. Then I cut him off and was like what’s a Yule log? I don’t see any Yule logs? And then he put up a picture of a fireplace on the Tv and said that’s a Yule log.

Wait what? Are Catholics really claiming a simple fireplace as theirs? Umm newsflash you assholes. A fire isn’t religious. Just because you call it a Yule log doesn’t change it from just a log. Every race color creed since the beginning of time has sat by a fireplace. Just insane to lay claim to fire and call it a Christmas decoration. The nerve on you people never ceases to amaze me. You claim trees. You claim lights. Now you want firewood? Fuck that noise. If anybody gets to claim fireplaces it’s the Jews. It’s the main fucking part of Haunnukah. The candles burned for like a billion days straight. God damn miracle is what it was.